Rain, Rain, Go (the F*#&) Away.

Since it's been a while since I've bitched and moaned about the miserable (f'ing) weather here (approximately 6.4 seconds, to be exact), I figured I'd share a dose of my misery with the world.

Weather forecast for Germany, everyday:

Rain. Wind. Gusty, shitty wind. More rain. Oh, and cold. Can't forget the cold. Did I mention wind? Wind that turns your umbrella into a useless piece of dog poo.

Here, see for yourself (taken directly from our wonderful friends at Yahoo! Weather):

Detailed Local Forecast: Mackenbach, Germany

Today: Cloudy and windy with periods of light rain. High 44F. Winds SW at 20 to 30 mph (20-30 mph - are you f'ing kidding me?). Chance of rain 70% (nice.).
Tonight: Rain likely (weird). Low 43F. Winds WSW at 10 to 20 mph (awesome!). Chance of rain 90% (fabulous).
Tomorrow: Windy with periods of rain (a nice change at least). High 48F. Winds W at 20 to 30 mph. Rainfall around a quarter of an inch (beautiful).
Tomorrow night: Mainly clear skies (suuuuure). Low 39F. Winds W at 10 to 20 mph.
Thursday: Light rain. Highs in the upper 40s and lows in the upper 30s.
Friday: Showers. Highs in the mid 50s and lows in the low 40s.
Saturday: Chance of showers (Yay! Something different!). Highs in the low 50s and lows in the upper 30s.

And a pretty picture with lots of pretty colors, just to show how lovely it is here:

The weather gods are officially off my Christmas card list this year. There, take that, weather gods!